A.J.’s Tavern

Independence Ave. & The Paseo.

KCDrinker Exclusive:
Degenerate Bars in Bad Neighborhoods by special slum correspondents Brock & Lumpy*

Really narrow, two pool tables, juke box complete with dancing negro (no joke!). Always a good place to find the mildly insane and homeless drinking the afternoon away. The first visit we had there was complete with over-friendly patrons. One asked how my day was going, and I said, “Great. How’s yours?” And he replied, “I’m gonna go kill me some niggers!” If that isn’t enough for you, there was some crazy old lady pumping money into the juke box and paying some cracked out black dude to dance while she sat there and clapped. Beer was cheap, and entertainment was aplenty.

*KCDrinker Exclusive: Degenerate Bars in Bad Neighborhoods
by special slum correspondents Brock & Lumpy

These two are full blown degenerates. KCD lawyers insist that their opinions are completely their own and do not reflect the wholesome goodness that KCD tries to deliver. (Now kick some ass boys!)

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