ike 8:49 am
Why is it every time I plan on attending a nice drunken outdoors event a pandemic rears its ugly head and tries to back me into a corner? All I wanted to do was drink a few hundred different types of beer, puke in a few outdoor planters, yell a couple uninterpretable tirades at young children, and eventually pass out in a cab on the way home. But NO! The Mexi-Pig Influenza conspiracy decides to infect the only city in Missouri I had just hours ago decided to visit. NICE.
See you in Parkville,
-Ike
Posted in .Rants | No Comments »
ike 1:29 am
As usual we here at KCD strive to report amazing events that you must patiently wait for to enjoy. Well, as promised, and not to disappoint, we have discovered a new sport to investigate and we’ll try to corrupt it further.
Sure it’s over until next Fall, but we sent roving reporter Ike to experience the final day of “KC Sprints” (Normally that would be linked, but technology apparently scares them).
Ike:
Happy Friday Bitches! Ikehizzle in da hizzouse!
KCS representative:
Are you OK?
Ike:
Sorry Gerbil, I really don’t know how to act. The skin tight biker-wear people intermingling with the Grizzly Adams crowd has me a bit freaked out. That guy has overall straps over his shoulders but they aren’t attached to anything. . . . What the HELL are those things attached to?
KCS representative:
Shut up. Give me five dollars so you can stay.
Ike:
Here’s five bucks. What do I have to do? What are those funny looking bikes for?
Personal writer log: That Grizzly Adams dude had great shrooms. keep his mom’s address in you keep-sake book. (don’t publish this entry)
That’s it! if you like drinking and rapid heart rates, you have to checkout these mutants. $5.00 bucks to test your mettle, and not even a DIME to watch and taunt. Plus we all know we love the Harlings!!!
Posted in .Info, .Rants | No Comments »