ike 6:22 pm

417 E 18th St
Kansas City, MO 64108
(816) 472-5454

Five star Cheese whiz Grinders, some of the best thin crust pizza in KC and PBR on tap at a reasonable price makes Grinders the best artery clogging, heart attacktastic binge night destination. Start or end the evening out here with great food surrounded by all the Art District misfits! Ahhh Weirdos!

Winslow’s City Market Barbecue

ike 10:48 am

20 E 5th St
Kansas City, MO 64106
(816) 471-7427


Hungry? Need a great secret dive-esque bar to binge on beef and booze? Try Winslow’s! This is slowly becoming one of our all time favorite hangouts to meet and drink with some of KCs oddest folks.

Czar Bar

ike 10:51 am

1531 Grand Blvd.
Kansas City, MO 64108

This Martini bar gone rogue is KCDrinkers #1 escape bar to conveniently walk away from the Power and Light district. It has everything a cockeyed lush could want including bathrooms and a bar with both beer and liquor. Make sure to wear all black or they might point and laugh at you.

Westport Flea Market

gfv 2:25 pm

817 Westport Road
Kansas City, Mo.

Good fun (including darts and pinball), good food, beer a plenty and if for any reason you’ve been wanting to drop acid and don’t have the money or the connections, stare really hard at the flea market booth contents. You’ll get much the same tripped-out effect. Can you believe they almost replaced this Westport staple with a Hooters? Thank God that fell through.

Westport Beach Club

gfv 2:24 pm

4050 Pennsylvania Ave.
Kansas City, Mo.

This is a terrible winter hot spot, but the summer is another story. Hot people playing volley ball in swimming attire while you drink on a deck and think you’re on an island somewhere (until you see all the filthy people shuffling up and down Pennsylvania Ave. and remember you’re in KC).

(Fin’s) Waldo Bar

gfv 2:22 pm

7438 Wornall Road
Kansas City, Mo.

It’s small, it’s a pretty dirty, and for a lot of regulars, it’s just not the same without ‘Scary Mary’ – one of KC’s more infamous bartenders. She nearly cut me off once, not for over-drinking, but because “huh uh, honey… you drank that last pitcher too slow!” When some guy popped the cue ball on the table, she came running from behind the bar with a hearty “Hey, you want me to pop your balls on the table like that? Then don’t do that to mine!” That’s when I knew Waldo would be one of my regular bars. (Special thanks to Scientist Ken)

W.J. McBride’s

gfv 2:19 pm

1340 Village West Pkwy (Legends Shopping Area)
Kansas City, Kan.

This is an O’Dowds for Plaza-phobes. A little less character, and no chance of striking up convo with Tim Grunhard in the pisser. There is a patio in lieu of a deck, but the same tasty Irish concoctions at
emergency-ATM-run prices. Strong drinks create a fertile atmosphere for picking up Blue Valley divorcees, and the private booths will shelter your Guinness-numbed ass from further humiliation. Bring
friends. (special thanks to “g”)

Velvet Dog

gfv 2:07 pm

400 East 31st St.
Kansas City, Mo.

One of the hippest looking bars in KC, the Dog is a visual treat for the eyes. Remember to bring your own crowd, because it’s the only way to have a party in this trendy joint. And don’t forget to wear all black, not goth black, just lots of black, you’ll stand out if you don’t. I give Velvet Dog 3rd place in my martini ranking. This used to be a super cool, low key place but then it blew up, and now, if you go
there on a weekend, it looks like someone took a plane-load of L.A.s finest nightcrawlers and dumped them inside. Way too much Maxim Hair Color going on.

Twin City Tavern Bar & Grill

gfv 1:30 pm

1815 Westport Rd
Kansas City, Mo.

This is a regular hotspot on Saturday afternoons for a couple reasons: great cheap food, $1 domestic draws, and where else could you meet a sixty-year-old claiming to be the “fastest man in Oklahoma” or a guy proclaiming that he used to be Nick “the kick” Lowry’s coke buddy? The place has character written all over it. (thanks to Matt M.)

Tomfooleries Restaurant & Bar

gfv 1:28 pm

12 West 47th Street
Kansas City, Mo.

This Plaza restaurant BARELY counts as a bar, but it’s one of the least obnoxious things on the plaza, and the food is pretty good. Unfortunately, if you order something and specify “no fruit,” your waiter might not come back. Try the fried pickles. Yeah, fried pickles!