This Weekend I Was Compared to. . .

Thanks McClure!

Otis Campbell, the town-drunk is one of my all-time Idols! Unfortunately, that Ass Hat actor Hal Smith that played him was a completely sober douche bag! Alright, he wasn’t really a douche bag, just alcoholically challenged.

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KC Sprints dot call 911

As usual we here at KCD strive to report amazing events that you must patiently wait for to enjoy. Well, as promised, and not to disappoint, we have discovered a new sport to investigate and we’ll try to corrupt it further.

Sure it’s over until next Fall, but we sent roving reporter Ike to experience the final day of “KC Sprints” (Normally that would be linked, but technology apparently scares them).

Ike:
Happy Friday Bitches! Ikehizzle in da hizzouse!

KCS representative:
Are you OK?

Ike:
Sorry Gerbil, I really don’t know how to act. The skin tight biker-wear people intermingling with the Grizzly Adams crowd has me a bit freaked out. That guy has overall straps over his shoulders but they aren’t attached to anything. . . . What the HELL are those things attached to?

KCS representative:
Shut up. Give me five dollars so you can stay.

Ike:
Here’s five bucks. What do I have to do? What are those funny looking bikes for?

Personal writer log: That Grizzly Adams dude had great shrooms. keep his mom’s address in you keep-sake book. (don’t publish this entry)

That’s it! if you like drinking and rapid heart rates, you have to checkout these mutants. $5.00 bucks to test your mettle, and not even a DIME to watch and taunt. Plus we all know we love the Harlings!!!

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Innovative Beer Glass

I want to buy one just to see if I can cram a bottle into it!

-IKE

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Today We BLOG!

From now on daily updates will be attempted. Bar reviews, music reviews, belated movie reviews, insane rants, and the occasional alcohol induced video will now be part of the lineup!

To you I say, “Good Day Sir!”
-IKE

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