gfv 2:39 pm
6505 Neiman Road, Merriam, KS
Oh, mama’s found a new bar to live in! This bar is just plain FUN. It’s a dive. You can smoke. It’s full of bikers. And the ceiling is covered with “donated” bras. That’s right bras, as in tit slings, brassiers, etc. And yes, I didn’t leave before donating mine. You are supposed to get up on the bar and put on a show before donating, but in my inebbriated state I felt that was a bad idea. FUN, FUN, FUN bar to hang out in. Props to Rattlesnake, best bartender EVER. If you go, you’re family. Oh, and they have a nice little menu. Shane said I’d be found at the bottom of the Missouri in cement shoes if I didn’t tell you to try the Philly cheese steak.
Love,
LaToya “Braless” Prater
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gfv 1:25 pm
74th & Nieman (next to the WalMart)
Shawnee, KS 66203
Beer. Booze. Great bar food. Sports on giant new TVs. Darts. Pool. Old weird regulars. New weird regulars. Really clean bathrooms. What more do you want? This new reopening of the old Jackson’s brings a lot more to the table – check it out! And I’m not just saying that because I work there occasionally (but if you see me working, tip BIG cheapskates).
Happy Returns,
LaToya*
*may cause nausea and dizziness. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not be exposed to LaToya. Surgeon General’s warning: LaToya contains carbon monoxide.
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ike 1:02 pm
13410 W 62nd Terr.
Shawnee, Kan.
913-962-5777
I slouched through the door into the dingy gray light. It was a typical dirty bar and grill, but not really that dirty ’cause it was in Shawnee. I ordered my usual pitcher of whiskey and sat at the bar to watch the ball game. A fat hooker lolled three chairs down on my right, just waiting for me to catch her eye. A few shady looking thugs played poker at a smoky table to my left. The sounds of children playing and laughing came from down near the pool ta…wait. What!? Kids? Families? What the f*ck is this, Chuck E. Cheese? Reality sets in. Although it has the potential to be a good dive with decent food, Johnny’s is one step away from Applebees. If you like other people’s brats having the run of the place late into the night, you’ll love it!
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ike 12:12 pm
Coming soon to a strip mall near you.
If you’re a forty-plus male with random bills of demoninations over twenty falling out of your pockets, welcome aboard you sexy beast. If not, enjoy the dry but cheap chicken and average sized, if even that, breasts. Boobies are great for distracting you from things like personality, overpriced pitchers, gaudy flair and any real menu to speak of. But say what you will, the wings still kick ass. The Overland Park location is the best of the three, and come in the evening if you wanna see their A-game. For the most faux-flirt time, sit at the bar, and it helps to pretend you’re a producer or a photographer. How’s the beer? It’s did-you-see-that-ass-alicious. (special thanks to “g” for paragraph two)
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ike 1:26 pm
She broke out the Prince albums and started talking naughty. What can I say?
CASH ONLY.
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ike 1:25 pm
He’s got the best damn feather boa collection I’ve ever seen. He also has Erasure remixes you can’t find ANYWHERE. He’s fabulous, and everyone loves his Queer Eye marathon parties. Bottomless Cosmopolitans for everyone!
CASH ONLY
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