Caddy Shack

ike 4:12 pm

700 E 3rd St
Kansas City, MO 64106
(816) 421-4742

You will never meet the real Carl Spackler here, but several of the regular patrons will remind you of the classic character. Possibilities are good that you will get bitten by a gopher, or maybe it was the owners Shih Tzu??? We’ll never know for sure. No matter what experience you are looking for, this is a great little secret bar just East of the River market!

License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit – ever. They’re like the Viet Cong – Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that’s all she wrote.

– Carl Spackler

Winslow’s City Market Barbecue

ike 10:48 am

20 E 5th St
Kansas City, MO 64106
(816) 471-7427


Hungry? Need a great secret dive-esque bar to binge on beef and booze? Try Winslow’s! This is slowly becoming one of our all time favorite hangouts to meet and drink with some of KCs oddest folks.

Harry’s Country Club

ike 12:09 pm

112 Missouri Ave
Kansas City, Mo.

Not to be confused with Harry’s Bar and Tables in Westport, this is nothing like the country clubs I went to as a child, where the women smoked Benson & Hedges and the men golfed and did their best to ignore their wrinkled up wives. Still, it’s a damn nice bar with great food. Comfortable atmosphere, great artwork and nice music, often of the Rat Pack variety. The bathrooms, however, are insanely freezing, so be ready when those pants come down or skirts come up. Brrr!

Your Mom’s House

ike 1:26 pm

She broke out the Prince albums and started talking naughty. What can I say?


Your Dad’s Trailer

ike 1:25 pm

He’s got the best damn feather boa collection I’ve ever seen. He also has Erasure remixes you can’t find ANYWHERE. He’s fabulous, and everyone loves his Queer Eye marathon parties. Bottomless Cosmopolitans for everyone!