ike 10:34 pm
UPDATE!!!!
8132 Northwest Prairie View Road
Kansas City, Missouri 64151
Phone: (816) 587-3646
One of my favorite Northland dive bars have started using training wheel shot glasses. Shot glasses looks normal, feels normal, but after you take a drink, you’ll see and feel the lip inside that takes up a sever amount of volume. I am talking a half shot at best if it is filled to capacity!! NOT ACCEPTABLE.
KCD is currently Boycotting Dirk’s, dare I say, JIRK’s until this issue has been addresses.
As always send complaints to LaToya!
Thanks,
Ike
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gfv 6:05 pm
A real man …. is a woman’s best friend. He will never stand her up and never let her down. He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day. He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do; to live without fear and forget regret. He will enable her to express her deepest emotions, and give in to her most intimate desires. He will make sure she always feels as though she’s the prettiest girl in the room and will enable her to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible…no, wait…sorry. I’m thinking of whiskey. It’s whiskey that does all that.
Love,
LaToya*
*do not expose to bright light
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gfv 3:53 pm
1016 N Scott Ave.
Belton, Mo.
I haven’t been here (when I lived in Belton there was … nothing). But a reader was kind enough to let us know it’s there, so visit their Web site for more information!
Love, LaToya*
*for indoor use only
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ike 6:35 pm
8251 wornall
Kc, MO
Great Waldo hideaway! Friendly locals – it’s almost like not being in KC. Great prices, free food once in awhile, and nine TVs for sports! Owner is always on site and a pleasant gent.
White Castle Sliders!!!
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gfv 2:17 pm
6820 W 105th St, Overland Park, KS
It is no accident that this club’s name is one letter away from “douche” and rhymes with “toupee.” Also known as the Midlife Crisis Institute, this place was always famed as a pickup joint for desperate 50 somethings. So imagine my shock when I went there on a random Saturday evening to enjoy a nice stiff Manhattan served with a side of snide comments and laughter at the expense of fashion-impaired cougars and Hair Club for Men clients – and instead I saw a room packed with hip kids in their 20s (along with remnants of the 40-65 crowd). Guess it’s changed a little. The place is darker than Fred Phelps’ soul so as to make the pickup process smoother and more disastrous in the light of day the next morning. However, it’s really kind of swanky in a tacky way, and the drinks are excellent.
Your friend,
LaToya*
*may contain peanuts
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gfv 11:46 am
Waldo, next to Waldo Pizza (I’m hungover and I can’t find the exact address right now)
This brand new Waldo bar seemingly sprang up overnight. It may be my new favorite bar. Awesome outdoor upstairs deck with umbrellas, ample, open seating downstairs, and a small back deck if you just have to smoke and the upstairs is packed. Is it a sports bar? Yes. Is it a martini bar? If that’s what you want. Is it a good place to eat? Yep. Whether it’s PBR or fine wine, sports or picking up designer-label-wearing pumas you’re in the mood for, this joint has it. Clientele range from 21-71. I’m going to use my giant vocabulary now to sum it up: This place KICKS ASS.
Peace,
LaToya*
*not recommended for children under 3
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gfv 10:54 am
27909 E. Colbern Rd
Lees Summit, MO 64086
How I ended up way the hell out here I don’t know, but I’m glad I did. What do you get when you combine a bunch of bikers with a jewelry convention? Lake House Pub! This “biker” bar really has something for everyone. Fun, games, fear and loathing, not to mention they introduced me to my new favorite Jager concoction, the Jager Barrel. It’s all a little hazy after that, but I do remember live music, darts and smoking like it was my second full-time job (because you can actually smoke in there, praise Jesus).
Love,
LaToya*
*may cause eye and skin irritation
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ike 8:49 am
Why is it every time I plan on attending a nice drunken outdoors event a pandemic rears its ugly head and tries to back me into a corner? All I wanted to do was drink a few hundred different types of beer, puke in a few outdoor planters, yell a couple uninterpretable tirades at young children, and eventually pass out in a cab on the way home. But NO! The Mexi-Pig Influenza conspiracy decides to infect the only city in Missouri I had just hours ago decided to visit. NICE.
See you in Parkville,
-Ike
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ike 1:29 am
As usual we here at KCD strive to report amazing events that you must patiently wait for to enjoy. Well, as promised, and not to disappoint, we have discovered a new sport to investigate and we’ll try to corrupt it further.
Sure it’s over until next Fall, but we sent roving reporter Ike to experience the final day of “KC Sprints” (Normally that would be linked, but technology apparently scares them).
Ike:
Happy Friday Bitches! Ikehizzle in da hizzouse!
KCS representative:
Are you OK?
Ike:
Sorry Gerbil, I really don’t know how to act. The skin tight biker-wear people intermingling with the Grizzly Adams crowd has me a bit freaked out. That guy has overall straps over his shoulders but they aren’t attached to anything. . . . What the HELL are those things attached to?
KCS representative:
Shut up. Give me five dollars so you can stay.
Ike:
Here’s five bucks. What do I have to do? What are those funny looking bikes for?
Personal writer log: That Grizzly Adams dude had great shrooms. keep his mom’s address in you keep-sake book. (don’t publish this entry)
That’s it! if you like drinking and rapid heart rates, you have to checkout these mutants. $5.00 bucks to test your mettle, and not even a DIME to watch and taunt. Plus we all know we love the Harlings!!!
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